Yesterday, you were all sent an e-mail by the honorable Jim Brennan asking you politely to limit you Vanity Photos. So, what did i get in my e-mail today... requests-to-approve-VANITY-PHOTOS!... a bunch of 'em! CAN YOU READ???
Okay, let's get this out of the way... YOU'RE GORGEOUS! Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You... I got enough of 'em. You can stop now.
Got an interesting photo from a film-stage-photo shoot. Fine. Wanna look at yourself on the computer all the time? Get a website of your own. This one has limited space and none of us are interested in browsing through your 647 headshots except you. Use your bedroom walls as a photo-board if you can't live a moment without seeing your face. Carry a locket! Tattoo your mug on the palm of your hand... i don't care, But give the managers and the rest of CASA a break. STOP POSTING ALL YOUR DAMNED VANITY PHOTOS!!!! Don't make me come back to this again.
OKAY. IT'S NOT POLITE, BUT PERHAPS IT WILL SPELL IT OUT BETTER FOR THE HUMILITY-IMPAIRED.
-Don Kraus (The Curmudgeon)